Calling Home

This was what happened when I called home today. Still laugh when I think about it, don't think anyone at home realised what it was like on my end.

Dad : Hello!
Jo : Hi Daddy! How are you?
Dad : My butt hurts...
Jo : Huh? How come? Did you fall?
Dad : Hold on, hold, your sis is here....

Sis : Hello!!
Jo : Hi! Hi!
Sis : Find your house yet? Been praying that you guys will.
Jo : (explains situation in paris a little)
Sis : Oh, ok, dance was good today
Jo : Really? what happened?
Sis : Hold on, hold on, Mommy's here.

Mom : Hello! Are you eating and sleeping well?
Jo : Yes, mom.
Mom : Ok, go sleep early, I will hang up now.
Jo : uh.... i just had lunch over here.
Mom : (aside to 10 year old nephew) cannot cannot... ok, just one line..

Nephew : Hello Anutie Jodie, i saw your email, i miss you very much, bye bye.
Jo : uh....hello?

Brother : Hello? How's things?
Jo : Ok, (describes things a bit here with tight security in Paris)
Brother : What you expect right? Ok, hang on..... (aside to 2 year old nephew) ....say bye bye to gu gu.....

Nephew : Bai! Bai! *dial tone*

All that in 2 minutes.